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My Life As A Wizard

Name: Max
Mission: To blog and do stuff

I'm a 19 year old who never received his Hogwarts letter, leaving me stuck instead on tumblr. If you have any questions, or would just like to talk, message me. I'll answer.

Formally known as "halfbloodboi"

P.S. The amazing picture on the side was done by the amazing Jen who is @crescendudes. She is amazing!



In honor of my 500+ fantastic followers, I’d like to make something sweet that celebrates the show we love!

Winners will receive one-dozen cookies inspired by the character or pairing of their choice. For example:

  • Rachel fans will receive star-shaped sugar cookies.
  • Kurt: Extra-rich chocolate chip
  • Blaine: Blueberry-almond biscotti
  • Santana: Baked Churro Cookies
  • Brittany: Lucky Charms Treats
  • Puck: Snickerdoodle Waffle cookies
  • New New Directions: Double chocolate dreams
  • And so on …

Here are the details:

  • Enter as many times as you like. Likes and reblogs both count.
  • On the day of the season finale (May 13th), I will randomly select one winner for every 20 notes on this post.
  • You do not need to be following me, but it would be awfully nice of you.
  • All cookies can be adjusted for dietary needs and international travel.
  • All cookie packages will be accompanied by a note written by your chosen character or pairing. 
  • And finally, THANK YOU for bringing something beautiful into this fandom and into my life. 

[edit: I will cut off the total number of potential winners at 30, in the interest of both quality and sanity]

I really want the cookies…because all the cookies sound so amazing.




television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

x lol x video x






AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.







you really live up to your url

I’m fucking crying, make john find this




So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3


I just had to reblog this (especially since Stars is one of if not my MOST favorite song from Les Misérables.)












Women of Tumblr!!

I present you with…

"The Cure"

Courtesy of one of my favorite webcomic artists (back from when she did Dar) Erika Moen and her good friend Lucy Knisley.

If I was a chick I would totally do this.

If you would like to see more of Erika’s work go to

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com or http://www.darcomic.com

Both are equally Great!

where do i get in line to get one of these

planned parenthood will do it, I’m pretty sure!

all I can think of is V/H/S’ alien tracking device

This is sounding like a very good option for me. Especially if people stop having their periods.

I always recommend this to girls who are looking for new birth control.

I adore how easy it is. The no periods is a plus too.

I’m a happy IUD user, but reblogging for the info presented here

one of my favorite webcomics

and i’m seriously considering getting one of these since i seem to be incapable of taking a pill every day without fail

I have this, and it is the most incredible thing I have ever had in my whole entire life. I love it.

I’m so gutted because I absolutely HATED my implant. It was such a good form of contraception but I pretty much bled erratically the entire two years I kept it in. Bleed two weeks, three days off, bleed a month, 3 months off, bleed two days etc etc etc

oh look, i have had this form of birth control and loved it so much i got it replaced. hell yah for 6 solid years of no periods. Wootwoot!

x klaine x
x klaine x

i spy fiances 

Kurt: That was Rachel. She was just confirming us for her opening night.
Blaine: What did you tell her?
Kurt: I said yeah, if we haven't killed each other in combat class by then, count us in. What happened in there? You were really coming at me, as if you had something to prove. What, I'm not sure...
Blaine: That I'm as strong as you are.
Kurt: Okay, but it's not like it's a contest.
Blaine: Isn't it, on some level? Because for the first time in my life, I really feel like I'm losing. I've felt that way ever since I got to New York. I feel like we're in this race together, and you are just so much farther than I am. And it just feels like the whole balance has shifted.
Kurt: What balance?
Blaine: I guess it started with when we first met and you came to Dalton to get away from Karofsky and I wanted to help you through that.
Kurt: And you did.
Blaine: And I loved the way that felt. I loved it. I loved being able to protect you, but now I look at your life and it's completely different. You're a star at school, you have all these cool new friends, you started a band. I just, I feel like you don't need me anymore, to protect or anything. I mean, you asked me to move out, for god's sake.
Kurt: We made that decision together. So so, is that what all this stuff is about, what's going on? Are you trying to get me to eat more?
Blaine: I don't like the way I feel about myself anymore, Kurt, okay? And you have like this amazing new body. Do you want to know why we haven't been intimate? It's because I feel insecure around you. I feel insecure around my own fiance and FratBoyPhysicals.com isn't going to judge me.
Kurt: And neither will I, ever. But I'm not going to apologize for not being some delicate flower that needs his boyfriend that needs his boyfriend to protect him. And maybe you're right, maybe it is a contest. Maybe that's the way it has to be with two guys, but I'd much rather be running this race with you rather than against you.
Blaine: Me too, I just -
Kurt: As EQUALS.
Blaine: I know, I know. I know that. I'm sorry, I just - I'm just so scared that you're going to keep changing and keep getting stronger and one day you're going to wake up and you're going to realize "I don't love him anymore."
Kurt: Never, I'm always going to love you. And I don't want you to be insecure or ashamed around me. Next time you're going through something like this you have to be honest with me.
Blaine: Okay, okay.

In high school I did everything I could not to take my shirt off in front of other people. Like, I don’t think I showered once after gym class. Now though, thanks to a little more working out, a little more protein, my outside-self is catching up to my inside-self. And I feel pretty comfortable in my skin. And that feels good.


remember when chris was always like


but now


what a time to be alive