My Life As A Wizard

Hello, name's Max. I'm a 18 year old who never received his Hogwarts letter, leaving me stuck instead on tumblr. If you have any questions, or would just like to talk, message me. I'll answer. :)
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handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

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soliels:

I’m changing my giveaway up a bit.

I recently got a lot of money so here we go.

  1. Animal Crossing New Leaf
  2. Kingdom Hearts 
  3. A 3DS (XL or Regular + Any color)
  4. $100 Amazon Gift card

Second place will receive

  1. $100 Amazon Gift card
  2. Any series of anime/tv show/movie series on DVD or Blu-Ray

Third place will receive

  1. $100 Gift card to their favorite store, online

Rules

  1. reblog/like once
  2. must follow me
  3. don’t complain if you don’t win


winners chosen at random!!!

ends july 17

begin my friends

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JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever

 -Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)

#this was really sweet until i thought about the fact that if that were true she would have had to kill a person to create each one -Skyedestiny

How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?

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I just fucking lost my shit. 

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OДO

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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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eatsleepcrap:

eatsleepcrap:

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please reblog this, I had to blackmail my brother with chocolate

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catbountry:

thehoundking:

a great dane meeting a baby goose i cannot with this video

Great Danes: Giant dogs, afraid of like everything.

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

my mum says if I get 1,000 notes I can finally get a puppy

please help me, I used to have two dogs but they passed away when I was little

just look at the doggie face

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LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE


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majortvjunkie:

I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad

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