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I'm a 18 year old who never received his Hogwarts letter, leaving me stuck instead on tumblr. If you have any questions, or would just like to talk, message me. I'll answer.
Formally known as "halfbloodboi"
P.S. The amazing picture on the side was done by the amazing Jen who is @crescendudes. She is amazing!
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name lemwon2ndblog
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
Fucking christ. Gotta scan my shit now. Reblog this guys.
whats up hot stuff
WHAT DID YOU SAY
i said “WHATS UP HOT STUFF”
NO I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP
WHAT! IS! UP! HOT! STUFF!
IM YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN
Cookie Monster asks the important questions. (x)
i dont know what’s funnier, the fact this is a thing that happened or that sesame street as a vine account
seasAME STREET HAS A VINE?????
me all month
i’m gonna christmas until the 25th and ignore all responsibilities and obligations and horrible terrible cry-worthy things involving me in the meantime.
Glee AU: Kurt gets lost in the jungle and meets a strange inhabitant…
OMFG WHAT IS THIS?????? WOW. WOW. I’d love to see this in a fic - so many possibilities! This gif set is PERF!!!!!!!
I NEED THIS
[5/5] favorite movies: Rent
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes/Five hundred twenty-five thousand journeys to plan/Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes/How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
MY LIFE HAS CHANGED
Things You Do Not Need to Appear Androgynous, (Yea Though They May Be Badass On You In Their Own Right,) A Non-Exclusive List
- short hair
- long hair
- body hair
- lack of body hair
- ambiguous features
- some notion that you…
Deaf Blaine gets a cochlear implant and hears Kurt’s voice for the first time.
- Rating: PG
- Word count: 2000+
- Thanks to Charlotte for beta-ing!
Kurt had no idea Blaine was deaf the first time they met. Kurt remembered not being able to understand him while waiting in line at the Lima Bean. He didn’t know why this handsome stranger was waving his arms around frantically but luckily there had been a friend of Blaine’s present to translate. Kurt thought he was charming so he exchanged phone numbers with him.